The Killer Bug, Miracle Glasses, and Chalk-co-late

THE KILLER BUG!
Well the Misfits are back after catching what I would like to call, The Killer Bug. You know the kind that puts you out of commission for DAYS, and makes you wish you still had mommy to take care of you while you spew liquids out of every port of your body??. Nothing says I love you then sharing a "puke bucket" with you offspring. HA! I think I had watched more cartoons last week then I have in my entire life! Anyway, no more talk of vomit. I can tell the children are feeling better, but are probably still thinking about their special time they spent with the toilet this week (bonding is so important these days)....as I am doing homework this is what I hear:

John Jr: LISA! You TERD! You messed up my show! You know how I need to watch my programs after school!

Lisa: Me not terd! You Diarrhea head!....MOM!!! Brudder pooped his pants.

It is amazing to me how names develop with such description after an experience like The Killer Bug.

I quietly hide in case the little people try to find me and tell me about all the terd issues going on in the living room.


FOR YOUR INFORMATION FOLKS:::

Also in case you were wondering the 5 year boy misfit informs me today that if you buy a pair of reading glasses, you automatically know how to read! He also says that it is important I get these for him in a "timely manner", his words. So folks, if you struggle with reading or know a child who cannot read, buy them a pair of reading glasses! HA!!!


 CHALK-CO-LATE Anyone??

Anyone ever notice how children can sniff out chocolate better than any blood hound? I was of course hiding in my room doing homework, and I was eating a sugar free chocolate, and the girl misfit walks by and says, "Mommy, you eating Chalk-co-late?"

I say, "No, I was just moving my teeth."

She say's, " Mommy, you share your Chalk-co-late with me, cuz me pretty."

Knowing I was not going to win this one, I hand over my last precious bite of my mommy candy. Well played my dear daughter, you can tell a chocolate from a mile a way, you are officially my daughter. :)

I am hoping everyone is keeping warm while we are having another visit from the polar vortex!

Signing Off,
Mommy Mistfit