Mom someone did dirt in grandma's driveway!

Most people don't know that my son is a strange child. Not in a weird way, but a serious way. Since he was a small child when he would do a number 2 ---aka poop, he would yell, "look mom!!, I did dirt!" So this has always been a source of confusion in our house, and probably one of the funniest things we have going! I mean think about it, would you rather your kid said poop or dirt? Hmmm that sounded better in my head! LoL! 

We went for a visit over grandmas house and there it was....a huge pile of mud. But this was not what the four year old had saw. This is how the conversation went;

John: Mom!!! Someone did dirt in grandma's driveway!!!

Me: No son that's just regular dirt.

John: But why would someone do that on the driveway??

Me: No sweetheart that's real dirt. 

John: That's really gross.

Finally I admit defeat and walk away. He is convinced that dirt can only mean poop. I seriously am dreading that phone call from his kindergarten teacher someday asking why I teach my son such strange things, when in fact he is the one who comes up with this stuff! 

Just another day in the life of Mihatov Manor with the misfits. 

Your's Truly,

Queen of the Dirt.